Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Drunk is not a location!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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