When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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