If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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