Nicole vs. Life
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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