Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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