you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
