So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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