i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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