you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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