i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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