his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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