Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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