i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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