So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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