have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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