But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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