i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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