I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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