Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
