Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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