HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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