dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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