I need help removing her.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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