you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So much rum. So many feels.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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