Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Enjoy the penises
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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