He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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