this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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