Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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