matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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