If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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