At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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