New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you win again, gameday.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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