I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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