I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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