these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
