the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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