It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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