small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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