Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
