last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
