i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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