I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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