I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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