I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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