Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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