So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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