So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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