you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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