just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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