I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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