Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
