ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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