So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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