if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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