do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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